Rincewind, the legendarily inept wizard, has returned after falling off the edge of the world. Who of course, was a source of magic — a sourcerer. Will the sourcerer lead the wizards to dominate all of Discworld? Or can Rincewind’s tiny band stave off the Apocalypse? And this time, he’s brought the Luggage.
Sourcery: A Novel of Discworld #ad - As if that wasn’t complicated enough, said wizard then had seven sons.
Wyrd Sisters: A Novel of DiscworldHarperCollins e-books #ad - As granny weatherwax is about to discover, though, it's a lot harder to stir up trouble in the castle than some theatrical types would have you think. But then there are those times they can't help it. Even when you've got a few unexpected spells up your sleeve. Granny weatherwax teams with two other witches — nanny ogg and margat Garlick - as an unlikely alliance to save a prince and restore him to the throne of Lancre, in a tale that borrows — or is it parodies — some of William Shakespeare's best-loved works.
Terry pratchett’s fantasy classic wyrd sisters, a novel in the Discworld series, is the story of Granny Weatherwax, the most highly regarded non-leader a coven of non-social witches could ever have. Generally, these loners don't get involved in anything, mush less royal intrigue.
Mort: A Novel of DiscworldHarperCollins e-books #ad - The position is everything Mort thought he'd ever wanted, until he discovers that this perfect job can be a killer on his love life. Terry pratchett's profoundly irreverent novels are consistent number one bestseller in England, where they have catapulted him into the highest echelons of parody next to Mark Twain, Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, and Carl Hiaasen.
In this discworld installment, well, Death comes to Mort with an offer he can't refuse -- especially since being, dead isn't compulsory. As death's apprentice, he'll have free board and lodging, use of the company horse, and he won't need time off for family funerals.
Pyramids: A Novel of DiscworldHarperCollins e-books #ad - And to top it all off, the adolescent pharaoh discovers deceit, betrayal—not to mention a headstrong handmaiden—at the heart of his realm. Sometimes being a god is no fun at all. Pyramids is the seventh book in the award-winning comic fantasy Discworld series by Terry Pratchett. In pyramids, a student at the assassin’s guild of ankh-Morpok and prince of the tiny kingdom of Djelibeybi, you'll discover the tale of Teppic, thrust into the role of pharaoh after his father’s sudden death.
First, there's the monumental task of building a suitable resting place for Dad -- a pyramid to end all pyramids. Then there are the myriad administrative duties, sacred crocodiles, such as dealing with mad priests, and marching mummies. It's bad enough being new on the job, but Teppic hasn't a clue as to what a pharaoh is supposed to do.
Equal Rites: A Novel of DiscworldHarperCollins e-books #ad - The fact that the son is actually a daughter is discovered just a little too late. Terry pratchett's profoundly irreverent, douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, bestselling novels have garnered him a revered position in the halls of parody next to the likes of Mark Twain, and Carl Hiaasen. In equal rites, a dying wizard tries to pass on his powers to an eighth son of an eighth son, who is just at that moment being born.
The Light Fantastic: A Novel of DiscworldHarperCollins e-books #ad - Terry pratchett's profoundly irreverent, douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, bestselling novels have garnered him a revered position in the halls of parody next to the likes of Mark Twain, and Carl Hiaasen. In the light fantastic, only one individual can save the world from a disastrous collision. Unfortunately, the hero happens to be the singularly inept wizard Rincewind, who was last seen falling off the edge of the world.
Eric: Discworld: The Unseen University Collection Discworld series Book 9Gollancz #ad - The usual stuff. But what he gets is rincewind, the Disc's most incompetent wizard, and Rincewind's Luggage the world's most dangerous travel accessory into the bargain. Terry pratchett's hilarious take on the faust legend stars many of the Discworld's most popular characters in an outrageous adventure that will leave Eric wishing once more - this time, quite fervently, that he'd never been born.
. Eric calls up a demon to grant him three wishes - but what he gets is the Discworld's most incompetent wizard. Eric is the Discworld's only demonology hacker. All he wants is the usual three wishes: to be immortal, rule the world and have the most beautiful woman fall madly in love with him. The trouble is, he's not very good at it.
Guards! Guards!: A Novel of DiscworldHarperCollins e-books #ad - Welcome to guards! guards!, the eighth book in Terry Pratchett’s legendary Discworld series. Long believed extinct, a superb specimen of draco nobilis "noble dragon" for those who don't understand italics has appeared in Discworld's greatest city. How did it get there? how is the unique and supreme lodge of the elucidated Brethren of the Ebon Night involved? Can the Ankh-Morpork City Watch restore order – and the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork to power?Magic, mayhem, and a marauding dragon.
. Who could ask for anything more? Not only does this unwelcome visitor have a nasty habit of charbroiling everything in its path, in rather short order it is crowned King it is a noble dragon, after all.
Moving Pictures: A Novel of DiscworldHarperCollins e-books #ad - Holy wood's magic is drifting out into the boundaries of the universes, the never-weres, the could-have-beens, the might-bes, where raw realities, the wild ideas are beginning to ferment into a really stinky brew. It's up to victor and gaspode the wonder Dog a star if ever one was born! to rein in the chaos and bring order back to a starstruck Discworld.
This time, they've discovered how to get gold from silver -- the silver screen that is. He can't sing, but he can handle a sword sort of, he can't dance, and now he wants to be a star. Discworld's pesky alchemists are up to their old tricks again. Hearing the siren call of Holy Wood is one Victor Tugelbend, a would-be wizard turned extra.
Moving Pictures: A Novel of Discworld #ad - So does theda withel, an ambitious ingénue from a little town where else? you've probably never heard of. But the click click of moving pictures isn't just stirring up dreams inside Discworld. And they're definitely not ready for their close-up! .
The Color of Magic: A Novel of DiscworldHarperCollins e-books #ad - The color of magic is Terry Pratchett's maiden voyage through the now-legendary land of Discworld. Terry pratchett's profoundly irreverent, douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, bestselling novels have garnered him a revered position in the halls of parody next to the likes of Mark Twain, and Carl Hiaasen. This is where it all begins -- with the tourist Twoflower and his wizard guide, Rincewind.
Interesting Times: A Novel of DiscworldHarperCollins e-books #ad - And, for some incomprehensible reason, someone believes Rincewind will have a mythic role in the war and wholesale bloodletting that will surely ensue. But when a request for a "great wizzard" arrives in Ankh-Morpork via carrier albatross from the faraway Counterweight Continent, it's he who's sent as emissary.
And he owes it to the world to keep that one alive for as long as possible. Chaos threatens to follow the impending demise of the Agatean Empire's current ruler. Carnage is pretty much a given, pillaging, and, er, since Cohen the Barbarian and his extremely elderly Silver Horde are busily formulating their own plan for looting, looking wistfully at girls.
Interesting Times: A Novel of Discworld #ad - However, rincewind firmly believes there are too many heroes already in the world, yet only one Rincewind. May you live in interesting times" is the worst thing one can wish on a citizen of Discworld -- especially on the distinctly unmagical sorcerer Rincewind, who has had far too much perilous excitement in his life.